Rebellion Against the Gods! (rough draft) By Emily Unterschutz, Abby Wade, Rachel VanDenbark, Melanie Turner, Hazel Hawkins Characters: Arachne—Rachel Persephone/Steph—Emily Cyclops/Polyphemus—Hazel Hera—Abby Pandora—Melanie Zeus (backround voice)—Rachel Scene 1: Arachne’s spider-based home (all through scene Persephone/Steph is on her cellular phone) A: “Come on in, I won’t bite you!” H: “Uh-huh, of course not.” P: “Ok, but be nice.” A: “Let’s cut to the chase. I want to—“ S: Bursts in. “Like, oh—my—gods! Percy’s GodBook profile pic is, like, SOOO cute!” Squeals. H: “Go to Hades, Persephone.” S: “Like, OMG Auntie Hera. My name is Steph.” H: “Whatever.” S: “Hades kicked me out for a while because I invited Percy down. Just because I’m married to the loser who kidnapped me doesn’t mean I think Percy is SOOO cute!” H: “Don’t make me repeat myself. Why aren’t you with your mother or father? Oh wait, it’s because he’s my husband!” P: “Calm down, Hera.” H: “Shut up, Pandora. Just because you have gifts from all the gods doesn’t mean I’ll do what you say.” A: “Sheesh, can’t I just get to it already?” S: “Like, oh my gods. I really don’t care. Tell us before I die of boredom.” A: “A REBELLION against the GODS.” S: “OMG! Shane Godson from GodsTube just posted a new GreekTweet!” Everyone: Looks at Persephone/Steph. S: “What?” A: “Didn’t you just hear me? A REBELLION, against, THE GODS.” H: “Which ones? Better not rebel against me!” A: “Why would I invited you here if I was going to rebel against you? You’d blast me to pieces!” H: “True dat.” P: So which ones and why?” S: “Hades, DUH! I don’t wanna be married to that LOSER. I wanna be with Percy!” Throws a girly-girl fit. H: “And Zeus.” Shakes head and grumbles. “Player.” A: “Plus Athena! She turned me into a spider!” P: “We should overthrow Zeus, Hades and Poseidon! They are the top gods. If we overthrow them, we would have gotten rid of every god; including Athena.” H: “What about ME?” P: “I said every OTHER god.” S: “Uh! And ME? Percy would be devastated if I lost my power.” H: “Oh yeah, helping Mommy Demeter with giving people cereal would be a real loss.” Rolls eyes. A: “So are we in?” P: “Yes.” H: “Um, I’m kind of the goddess of marriage. I don’t believe in divorce—I can’t go against my husband…” S: “But he’s like, a playyaa. He’s not as into marriage as you.” H: Hesitates. “Fine.” S: “Whatevs. Just as long as I don’t hurt Percy, I’m fine. Speaking of the Hades, Percy just posted a new GreekTweet!”
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